The Punch:
The basic criterion of maneuvering the punch is only by immediate execution; as mentioned in the application of the kick, the first to shatter the glass steals the cake and with “the cake” I didn’t mean the birthday cake, so be informed. One of the times when you really feel the urge to put the punch on operation is at group discussions or sometimes at parties you didn’t want to be at. Like some loser friend is being a dipshit by calling you over and over again and inviting you to her monotonous party or let’s say any party, then you have the complete liability to destroy her business not entirely but enough to at least keep her in the bed for the next 2 weeks; just assure her; you would be there in time and get there before the party commences; she would first be surprised and then surprise her a little more by ramming her into the floor but only by the punch (utilizing a different method of beating would contradict the heading ‘The Punch” thus punching sounds more suitable), punch your friend and smack her teeth out so that she would lose all her money in getting a newer set of artificial teeth; you win and she would never make that mistake ever again, take my word for it.
Defense: if your victim seems to dodge the punch and tends to fight back; the best of the defenses at such circumstances is known as the second hand deluxe punch, like if you happen to punch with your left hand and the victim manages to dodge this one and tries to present a riposte with a weak douche punch, then giving vent to your right hand will shine the light of success, exactly at the moment when he inclines to rebuke, duck and make use of your right hand and upper cut that son of a bitch cold; there is nothing that will let you down; so the victory comes with a smile. Few of you who don’t know much about the upper cut; don’t get carried away wondering; it shall be discussed shortly.