Is that the best you can come up with:
If you ever happen to lose in a hot discussion and some assholes try to dominate you with their resilient retorts and repartee; and in an attempt to deprecate their statements you use something trivial; they find a loser’s come back and say: Is that the best you can come up with? Then in lieu of giving another petty response just speak up and say “the best thing I can come up with is a bat”; then take out the resting bat out of your pocket; I and my colleagues have developed a special bat; that you can carry to just anywhere and your opponent wouldn’t even know that you have it, exercise the bat straight to their heads so that the next time when you get stuck in a discussion with them; they don’t appear with such witty ripostes, breaking their legs can also be exercised but hitting on the cranium not only would boost your feelings but also make them perform dumb in their professional lives.