The Art of ASS KICKERY

Sometimes I think to myself, how will it be if I kicked an ass every 5 minutes? The true nature of ass kickery requires one to be as devoted as possible and since I happen to be one of the originators of ass kickery; it kind of turns out obligatory for me to practice it; usually to be on safe side.

Why kicking ass is important?

The execution of ass kickery has many things to explain. However, if one wishes to learn the great art of ass kickery one must know the upshot one might have to come across, mere trying can’t always elicit the desired outcomes. For example: there is always some asshole that goes to jujitsu classes to learn jujitsu but he never makes use of it when it really requires a shot like “when he is getting mugged”.

People try ass kickery, not many get away with it, with ass kickery comes great responsibility and if you happen to exercise ass kickery on a daily basis, your likelihood of winning every fight increases to a substantial limit.

Over years, great masters of ass kickery have come up with different and astonishing methods of ass kickery and subsequently added them to the lexicon of “ruining someone’s business”

It’s true that the current generation is not paying much attention towards this art but as we see it, the art of ass kickery is itself suggestive of how awesome it is. They may now overlook and condone it but soon enough they will understand the underlying message the art of ass kickery is trying to transmit to every one of them.

The mechanism of ass kickery has several aspects to be kept in mind while employing the art of ass kickery, a true ass kicker doesn’t learn it all in just one day, the art of ass kickery requires one to spend at least 10 hours everyday.

Many masters believe it to be compulsory to wake up early in the morning to practice the art of ass kickery but in accordance with the analysis and research I have performed over the past 7 years, I believe that exercising ass kickery is important at almost every hour of the day, it doesn’t really have to be morning to maneuver ass kickery.

There are many people who believe that violence is not a key to the solution of one’s problem; but if one does not involve ass kickery during one’s fights then what’s the logic of calling it a fight? Without the inclusion of ass kickery a fight would probably impel the notion of a sissy argument which is definitely not what a true ass kicker wants.

How to find an enemy or an opponent?

It’s admissible if you go and search for someone to try ass kickery, the real opponents are always around you, all you have to do is to instigate the process; your opponent will first be a little confused with the sudden attack that dawned on him but will soon prepare himself to riposte to your attacks, he might even try to run; but mostly, people who run to avoid fights are pussies who do not deserve to be involved in ass kickery since they may pass out to such an immense outburst of kicks and punches. If your opponent happens to guard himself against the hits, just know that; he has probably been in a bunch of fights before so be informed and careful. If he takes over the fight and you start losing to his clever retorts, don’t just stand there, maneuver every step of ass kickery you know, remember: ass kickery takes practice and invention, every ass kicker has a bunch of his own moves; which he utilizes when he finds it hard to turn a fight in his favor; so is your goal, invent a bunch of moves and propel them during your fights; you might not get it at the first or second try; but I’m sure as hell you will master it before you know it. Back to the subject though if your opponent calls over his chums to get you jumped, what you need to do is to either hide or to find some protection; garbage cans are always around to protect you from harm; malodorous ones might get you choked with the fetor but your main aim is to avoid getting jumped so it would probably take you hours hiding in there to evade and elude it, so stick in there until you hear them walk out of that place but wait! This might be your opponents trick to lull you in the fallacy of security and you might buy into the fraud and get out of the trash can, so always wait for the sound of the steps to fade, wait for 15 minutes more and then make a little noise, wait for 5 minutes more and then rush out of there like a raccoon; straight off. If you still fall in trouble; probably, you will have to get beat up, this might donate you a broken bone or two; which is as normal as anything else in the art of ass kickery so don’t lose faith, and then plan it again. People who call their chums to fight are known as “weak bastards” they can’t take a hint, what the other guy wants?

Does ass kickery entail martial arts?

Yes, but according to most cases, many ass kickers didn’t learn martial arts; they just learned it at home or in the streets.

People who learn martial arts can’t always use it; they just learn it to forget it; I have known many guys who went to martial art classes and today if you ask them to bust a move they would probably scratch their heads a time or two and then give up with a statement “I know it but I have periods right now!” guys don’t have periods; who the fuck are you trying to fool, huh?

However, if you learn martial arts and practice it to a goal; you would probably end up a winner; not only in ass kickery but also in your life.

BASICS OF ASS KICKERY:

The Four thump rest in my trunk move

The Upper cut

Is that the best you can come up with?

ASS KICKERY is not Shrubbery!

ASS KICKERY is sure as hell not Ass Kissery!

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